Happy Eid ul-Fitr for my moslem friends.
I don’t know how you celebrate Eid ul-Fitr, but with me it’s always been visiting families. Since I’m not really a family person, I don’t really see my aunts and uncles and cousins so often during the year. So you can figure that when we do see eachother, there’ll be plenty of questions asked to you; sooo plenty it’s almost offensive.
How old are you now?
Do you have a boyfriend yet?
When will you get married?
How many days did you skip fasting this year?
Where’s the ang-pao for your nieces and nephews?
This year, I’ll be putting all my plugs on so I will hear no evil question, see no evil smirks, and speak to no evil people.
I just wanna eat the opor.